New rating system
Jack and Bill were knocking back beers and shooting the
shit at a bar when a hot chick walked in.
"I'd give her a Seven, : Jack said.
Bill shook his head and said, "One."
Another hot babe walked in.
"Whoa, " Jack drooled, "that one gets
a nine!"
Bill shrugged, "Maybe a two."
"Wait a minute, " Jack protested. "These
two girls were the best ones I've seen in a long time,
and all you give 'em is a one or a two?"
"I don't use the usual scale of one to tem, "
Bill explained. "I use the Budweiser system."
"What the hell is the Budweiser system?" Jack
inquired.
Bill grinned, "That's how many Clydesdales
it would take to rip my face off her pussy."
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