Three Morals, Of The Lazy Sparrow
A lazy sparrow decided not to fly south for the winter. About
a month later, it realized what a big mistake it had made.
As it reached about 10, 000 feet his wings iced up. Landing
in a barnyard, he thought for sure, that he would die. Then,
along came this Jersey milk-cow, and, just shit, all over
the little bird! Being 98.6 degrees, the dung, warmed him
up, and gave him hope, so he began to sing. Well this old broken-tail
Tomcat happened by, and heard the sparrow singing. He reaches
over wipes the shit off the bird, and eats him! Moral #1 Someone
who gets you into shit, isn't always your enemy! Moral
#2 Someone that gets you out of shit, isn't always your
friend! Moral #3 If your happy in a pile of shit, KEEP YOUR
MOUTH SHUT!!!!
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