scat stories

You don't ask...And I wont tell

Why do people we're dating now, ask us stupid questions
about the people we dated before them?

Stupid questions like "Was I better in bed than her"?

"Did she give better head than me"?

"Could she make you cum like I can"?

Questions that they might not be ready to hear the answer
to. Because you know if you tell them the other person was
better at something, they're gonna throw that shit
up in your face every chance they get.

It's nothing wrong with asking questions, just ask
the right questions. Questions like: Is your ex-boyfriend
fucking crazy?

Will your babies daddy, be popping up unexpected?

Are you clean? Have you been recently tested for coodies?
Stuff like that.

Am I the only person who has this problem? or has it happened
to you to?