dearly departed.......
Elmer had been married to Joan for 20 years when she suddenly
got sick and died. There were so many mourners at her funeral
and as the pallbearers were carrying her casket out of the
church, they had to make one turn at the corner of the building.
Just as they turned the corner they accidentally bumped
the side of the casket on the bricks. Just then they heard
a faint noise coming from inside the casket..... They opened
it to find that maricle of maricles.. Joan was alive. Elmer
couldn't believe it.. he rushed her to the hospital
where she fully recovered.
10 more years passed and then suddenly Joan got sick and
died. Again, Elmer gave her a nice funeral just like before...
As the pallbearers were carrying her casket out of the building
and about to turn that corner again, Elmer cuationed..."be
careful boys... don't take a chance on bumping her
casket on that corner again."
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