 | Hotel Happy Hour |
About 6 months ago I was flicking through the local paper
when I noticed personal ads. I read closer and found an escprt
service in my area. I gave the number a call and found... |
 | Gas for a good play. |
I worked at a gas station durint the night shift. It was all
standar. The drug junkies, the prostitutes and the party
gals on the weekends. All was just the same as any other day.
One... |
 | I caught her masturbating |
It was late on Friday night. I was on the seventh floor of
the library doing research for my thesis. The place was
deserted. The library isn't normally very well populated
on Friday... |
 | Emotional intimacy - and asking Qs |
I was in a convo. with one of my best online pals the other
night, and she kept asking me why this guy did this-and-that.
I asked her - why not *ask him*? I suggested to her... |
 | Worth the money? |
An almost blind guy walked into a sexy lingerie shop to purchase
their most see-through item for his wife. After receiving
some help from the store clerk, he bought a lace teddy... |
 | CRAZY SEX STORY |
I Worked in a porn shop in New Mexico a while back, and man
was it fun. I was the manager so every night I would go around
to the 6 stores and make sure they were running smoothly.
One... |
 | Two Ships Passing |
The old Hong Kong airport was its usual disastercrowded,
smelly and noisy. I was first to board the giant 747 when
the announcement finally came. I turned left into the first
class... |
 | Have a sex party by together !!! |
Anyone want to be have sex party ? I think a lot of want to be
have great party. But it must be match of male and female.
Lets come to have fun. Send it back to tell me and how... |
 | is there anylactating women ready to feed me in chennai |
I'm a software professional & i'm fond of drinking
Breast milk from a woman , who is ready to feed me with her
boobs full of milk.
I'm very much eager to taste breastmilk & I'm... |
 | Some love/sensuality herbs that really work |
I'm a man in my 60's, in good shape and it takes longer
to reach an orgasm.
I've done research on the internet and found the following
herbs to enhance my sensuality and make things... |
 | The gentleness of making love/sex |
A lot of women claim men men don't know how to treat/make
love to a woman. The would be right. I dont claim to be no
cassonova, but with a woman there is a way to go about it.
She likes... |
 | RED LIGHT |
Actions truly speak louder than words.
A Woman pulls up to a red light behind ONE other car. She notices
the
driver of the car in front of her is talking on his CELL... |
 | Re:Something for Women to Keep in Mind |
What a load of rubbish! Men may have high levels of testosterone,
but they also have a BRAIN! You have managed to categorize
and generalize both sexes completely. You're a... |
 | How to impress a woman |
Its not a back breaking chore, but even though its a neverending
task, sometimes its even fun...
But you must
Wine her,
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Smile... |
 | How to be a good wife/partner 1955 vs 2004 |
Be a good wife. 1955 (keep reading it gets batter)
Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to
have a delicious meal ready for his return from work. This
is a way of... |
 | Has this ever happened to you? |
I have often been curious. Have many people ever looked
at someone and suddenly seen them as totally different
then what you first saw them as?
I guess as... |
 | Re:Should Games Be Played? |
Should games be played? Probably not. Should anyone get
hurt when they are? Definitely Not! But guess what? Games
are played all the time. And their played by a variety of
people, with... |
 | What has happend to romance? |
I was thinking about it and I know that there are some men
out there that are interested in being romantic but the
vast majority have lost the desire or just simply don't
know how. Men... |
 | Who'd Kidding Who |
Women earn less money then men, right?
Something like 70-80 cents on the dollar, I think.
Minority women earn even less, right?
I think it's 65 cents, on the dollar.
O.K. That... |
 | How to shave pubes(for men) |
Lets face it guys, who doesn't like seeing a shaved
bush? Even one that's trimmed short or into a pattern
gets the blood flowing. Well why should it be any different
for the ladies? If... |
 | Battle Of The Sexes |
I belong to a group, which meets twice a
week. This is not a quilters group, nor a social group, but
a group of women who have relationship issues. We are all
veterans of the US... |
 | Erotic Massage Part 1 |
Erotic massage for lovers can be a very intense and stimulating
way to initiating sex. Begin by prepairing your space.
A massage table is the most comfortable for the person giving
the... |
 | Shopping for Business Pleasure |
I hung around with one of my writer colleagues at a business
trip. She told me how much she liked short guys (Im short)
and gave me big hints like, I dont mind cheating on my... |
 | Re: Those complaining about animals... |
I am an accomplished writer of fiction stories, poetry,
and music. I write simply to entertain an audience. I will
not, however apologise for my story entitled "Max
Gets His".
... |
 | Cock for fun? |
I have always enjoyed everything about sex with a woman.
I love the way a womans body flows and curves, I love the smell
of a womans scent.I love it all! I also really enjoy... |
 | Club Connection New Home |
Hello Sheri and all those in this group.
If you were not already aware, Club Connections has moved.
They are no longer at the Clarion Hotel, their new location
is the... |
 | getting done. |
| A couple of months ago, my wife and I was exploring our town and hanging out at adult stores in a section of our town. Now my wife is a bbw but very, very shapely woman and this perticular night she... |
 | The Truck ... Part 2 |
Well, I guess this could go somewhere interesting, so I
decide to give you a little treat. You see, when you start
up this rig and until you get it into the higher gears, there
can be... |
 | Internet debris |
ALL OF THE THINGS HE WANTS TO SAY BUT CAN'T (or WON'T)
1. When a guy keeps saying "uh-huh" or "OK"
during a conversation,
it means you've talked too long.
... |
 | blonde |
SHE WAS SO BLONDE
she thought a quarterback was a refund
she thought General Motors was in the army
she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats
at the bottom where it said "sign... |