Barber Shop
A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How
long before I can
get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and
says, "About 2 hours."
The guy leaves.
A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and
asks, "How
long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks
around at the shop full
of customers and says, "About 3 hours." The
guy leaves.
A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks,
"How long
before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around
the shop and says,
"About an hour and a half." The guy leaves.
The barber who is intrigued by this time, looks over at a
friend in the shop
and says, "Hey, Bill. Do me a favor man, follow that
guy and see where he
goes."
A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing
hysterically.
The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left
here?" Bill looks up,
tears in his eyes and says.... "Your house."
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