Blonde Joke
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.
"I would like to buy this TV, " she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes, " he
replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again
told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes, " he
replied.
"Darn, he recognized me, " she thought. She
went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new
color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days
before she again approached the salesman. "I would
like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes, " he
replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm
a blonde?" "Because that's a microwave, "
he replied.
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