Crocodile Shoes
One day there is a woman enters a shoe store. She looks at
a pair of shoes that made of crocodile leather. The shopkeeper
asks her whether she like to buy those shoes. And she say;
Yes I like to buy some of those shoes, how much are they?
The shopkeeper answer; US$ 500.000, 00 That expensive?
Can you give me 80% discount? reply that woman. The Shopkeeper
irritated and say; If you want that discount, why dont
you catch your own crocodile in fact I can give you these
shoes for free. She left the store and takes her rifle with
her to the nearest riverbanks that have lot of crocodiles
live in that river.
After several hours, the shopkeeper left the store and
he pass by the river and he sees 2 crocodiles laid at the edge
of the river. Not far from the crocodiles he sees the woman
inside the river with her eyes looking another crocodile,
with amazed he approach the woman. Before he gets close
to the woman, he sees that woman aim her rifle and BANG
another crocodile get shot.
The man gets confused, why the woman needs 3 crocodile to
make a pair of shoes. Before he ask the woman, he hear the
woman yell; DAMN THIS ONE HAVE NO SHOES TOO.
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