Dumb Blonde
A blonde walks into walmart and sees a television sitting
on a shelf inside the door. She asks one of the clerks, "Can
I buy that television?" The clerk replies, "No,
because you are a dumb blonde." The blonde goes home
and dyes her hair red and goes back to the store and asks again.
Again she gets the same reply. She goes home and dyes her
hair black and goes back to ask again. Again, same reply.
She finally goes home and shaves her head. She goes back
into the store to ask again. Again the clerk replies, "No,
because you are a dumb blonde." The blonde asks, "How
do you know?" The clerk repiles, "because thats
not a television, its a microwave!"
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