How to be a good wife/partner 1955 vs 2004
Be a good wife. 1955 (keep reading it gets batter)
Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to
have a delicious meal ready for his return from work. This
is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about
him and are concerned about his needs.
Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect
of a good meal (especially his favorite dish) is part of
the warm welcome needed. Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes
to rest so you will be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up
your make up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking.
He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. Be a little
gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day
may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it. Clear
away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part
of the house just before your husband arrives. Gather up
school books, toys, papers etc. and then run a dust cloth
over the tables. During the colder months of the year you
should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your
husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order
and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his
comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.
Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival eliminate
all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Try to encourage
the children to be quiet. Be happy to see him. Greet him with
a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please
him. Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things
to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time.
Let him talk first, remember his topics of conversation
are more important than yours.
Make the evening his. Never complain if he arrives home
late or goes out to dinner or other places of entertainment
without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain
and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax.
Try to make sure your home is a place of peace, order and tranquility
where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.
Don't greet him with complaints and problems. Don't
complain if he's late for dinner, or even stays out
all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might
have gone through that day. Make him comfortable. Have
him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down
in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. Arrange
the pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low,
soothing and pleasant voice. Don't ask him questions
about his actions or question his judgment or integrity.
Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always
exercise this will with fairness and truthfulness.
[*] When he has had a chance to have his evening meal, clear
the dishes and wash up promptly. If your husband should
offer to help decline his offer as he may feel obliged to
repeat this offer and after a long working day, he does not
need the extra work.
Encourage your husband to pursue his hobbies and interests
and be supporting without seeming to encroach. If you have
little hobbies yourself try not to bore him speaking of
these, as women's interests are often rather trivial
compared to men's.
At the end of the evening tidy the home ready for the morning
and again think ahead to his breakfast needs. Your husband's
breakfast is vital if he is to face the outside world in a
positive fashion. Once you have both retired to the bedroom,
prepare yourself for bed as promptly as possible. Whilst
feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance, your tired
husband does not want to wait for the bathroom as he would
for his train. But remember to look your best when going
to bed. Try to achieve a look which is welcoming without
being obvious. If you need to apply face cream or hair rollers
wait until he is asleep as this can be shocking to a man last
thing at night. When it comes to the possibility of intimate
relations with your husband, it is important to remember
your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to
obey him. If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately
then so be it.
In all things be led by your husband's wishes; do not
pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy. Should your
husband suggest congress then accept humbly, all the while
being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important
than a woman's. When he reaches his moment of fulfillment,
a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite
sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have
had. Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual
practices, be obedient and uncomplaining but register
any reluctance by remaining silent.
It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep,
so adjust your clothing, freshen up and apply night time
and hair care products. You may then set the alarm so that
you can arise shortly before him in the morning. This will
enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakes.
Purports to be an extract from a Home Economics textbook
of the early 1950's entitled The Good Wife Guide. The
part up to [*] is supposed to have appeared in Housekeeping
Monthly dated 13 May 1955 under the heading 'The Good
Wife's Guide.'
How to be a good Wife IN 2004
Have a take away ordered to be delivered sometime after
he gets home, if its a bit nippy out turn up the central heating
a notch, no worries of noise from things like hoover, washing
machine etc, cos they dont get used after 11am, EVER, plonk
the kids infront of their latest computer game and give
them a fiver 5$ or 5 each to stay out of the line of fire if
youre pissed off with the old man, or same if wanting a bit
of the old yeeha when he gets through the door. Check seams
of stockings etc , touch up lipstick, lower top to reveal
cleavage, hitch up the skirt.
2004 : soon as he gets through the door, suggest a shower
"together", pour him a drink, and head for the
bathroom, he can by now undress himself, yes they teach
men that too nowadays good isnt it!? 8pm, send the kids to
bed, they know the way, no need to take em, unless theyre
being awkward of course. Then its back to the better part
of the evening, on goes the music off come the clothes, and
wheeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyy up the nights yours, eventually
stagger up to bed, fall into bed, NAKED , if your Husband
doesnt suggest getting jiggy with it, go raise the titanic
always works, after a few O`s let him go to sleep, he can bring
you tea and toast in bed in the morning, when he gets up and
gets the kids off to school, you can venture downstairs
sometime after theyve all gone.
2004 If he should suggest some kinky sex then always agree,
its more fun all over the house, so do it anywhere the mood
takes you, make as much noise as you like and get vocal too,
they love it when you talk dirty too them, if all else fails
rip his clothes off, and chuck them on the floor, along with
your own, if he should stay out all night or go off somewhere
without you, raise hell, do not stand for this kind of inconsiderate
treatment, indeed if all else fails go off for a weekend
with your mates, he`ll soon get the hang of it, and will think
twice before he dares to commit such a dastardly deed again,
If you have a complaint air it, tell him and dont pussy foot
around, just come out with it, of course you must allow him
the same freedom of speech and right to complain, so be prepared
for this eventuality, it might happen, if it does, seethe
quietly and plot your revenge,
As 21stCenturyWomen you never need venture into "that
room" ( kitchen) you are equiped with all the feminine
charms and womanly whiles anyone could ever need and more,
so use them to your advantage, he`ll love you all the more
for doing so.
Every Woman in every country in every town the whole world
over has the equipment at her disposal to make her life a
blissfully happy and trouble free journey, because she
has got what every Man wants, her body woohoo, so use it and
dont lose it, make it work for you, and youll all live happily
ever after, it just takes a little thought and effort from
you, but the rewards for making that effort are phenomenal.
Its your duty as an over sexed species to make sure you make
your Man, happy, and he makes you happy too, so just be yourself,
and be a horny woman, and let the rest fall nicely into place,
the way to be a good wife is to be a horny and up for it wife,
works everytime, as tried and tested by yours truly, A well
shagged Man is a happy Man. believe it, I know. try it , it
works.
written on 29th December
HOW TO BE A GOOD WIFE 2004.
YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE
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