SOME INTERSTING DEFINITIONS......
Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire
at one end & a fool on the other
Divorce : Future tense of marriage.
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes
of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing
through "the minds of either" Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the
number present.
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power
is defeated by feminine water power...
Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.
Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile :- A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office :- A place where you can relax after your strenuous
home life.
Yawn :- The only time some married men ever get to open their
mouth.
Etc. :- A sign to make others believe that you know more than
you actually do.
Committee :- Individuals who can do nothing individually
and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience :- The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb :- An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher :- A fool who torments himself during life,
to be spoken of when dead
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