Speach inpediment

The was this gentalman that had a Speach inpediment, he
goes for a walk one day and on his walk he goes to a varity store
and asks for some bum and the lady said pardon you want what?
I gentalmen says bum and hands her some gum, She says okay
you want some gum. Then he was on his way next he went into
the hardware store and askes for a fuck it. I store keeper
was a little mad but relized the man was asking for a bucked.
He bought it and was on his way. His last stop was at the pet
store where he looks around and sees the one that he wants
to store owner walks up to him and asked if she could be of
any help and the gentalmen says he wants the cockandspankit
the lady was shocked at what he had said and looked at him
and ask him "what" the gentalmen looks over
a the cockerspainel and says that is what he is wanting the
lady was relived.. The gentalman is walking home and the
dog gets away from him and there was a lady walking towards
him and he asked he to hold his bum and fuck it while he got
his cockandspankit.. The lady fell to her knees laughing..

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