What is the Ultimate stuff up that has happened on a first date?
Mine had to be: when i booked a taxi that never turned up,
had to wait an hour for another, missed the restaurant booking,
and they were full when we got there, wandered for another
hour around the city to find a restaurant that was decent
and not full, when we found one spilling red wine all over
the table and on my pants (it soaked right through past my
underwear(tasty)), then when we finally got home after
about 40mins of trying to find an empty taxi, she took my
pants off and was turned off by the sight of my completely
RED meat and 2 veg, that night did not go well, and i never
heard from her again after that night, oh well, such is life.
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