Worth the money?

An almost blind guy walked into a sexy lingerie shop to purchase
their most see-through item for his wife. After receiving
some help from the store clerk, he bought a lace teddy for
$600 and brought it home for his wife to try on. She took it
upstairs and realized that it didn't quite fit. But,
she figured, since it's supposed to be see-through
and since he's almost blind, she might as well wear
nothing at all. So she came downstairs completely naked.

"Huh, " said the old man, hugging her. "For
the amount I paid, they could've at least ironed the
damn thing."

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