blonde
SHE WAS SO BLONDE
she thought a quarterback was a refund
she thought General Motors was in the army
she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats
at the bottom where it said "sign here" she
wrote Libra
SHE WAS SOO BLONDE
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
she sent a fax with a stamp on it
she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday
under "education" she put "Hooked on
Phonics"
SHE WAS SOOO BLONDE
she tripped over a cordless phone
she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because
it said "concentrate"
she told me to meet her at the corner of "walk"
and "don't walk"
she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store
SHE WAS SOOOO BLONDE
she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order
she studied for a blood test
she sold her car for gas money
when the sign said "AIRPORT LEFT" she turned
around and went home
SHE WAS SOOOOO BLONDE
when she heard that 90% of crimes occurred near home, she
moved
she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company
she thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless
she thought she could not use her AM radio in the evening
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